do it all again

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michaxl: did you say walk

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:12:28 -0400

michaxl:

did you say walk

purplenurples3j: tumbrloslav: thesecretmichan: ihavethisblog: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:05:09 -0400

purplenurples3j:

tumbrloslav:

thesecretmichan:

ihavethisblog:

amberleighjoy:

Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.

So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food

I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.

#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat

that’s sweet in a morbid kind of way.

porcelain-horse-horselain: Not a god damn thing.

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:04:07 -0400

porcelain-horse-horselain:

Not a god damn thing.

bedhead-and-cigarettes: finalblessing: will smith...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:03:33 -0400

bedhead-and-cigarettes:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.

karenguo: fat baby catbus!

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:41:51 -0400

karenguo:

fat baby catbus!

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:35:54 -0400

alltimeboners: things that are enjoyable: showers things that are not enjoyable: getting in the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:10:51 -0400

alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

Star Trek Into Darkness: the spoiler review (At io9)

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:59:18 -0400

gyzym:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

After making a mere $84 million at the U.S. box office, Star Trek Into Darkness is considered by some to be a disappointment. Perhaps the problem is that it was a touch confusing. To help our readers better understand it, we’ve complied and answered these Frequently Asked Questions about the movie.

Maximum spoilers ahead…

How does the movie start?

Well, with Kirk and Bones fucking with a planet of primitive aliens. They steal some kind of holy scroll, and then get chased through a red jungle.

Seems like kind of a dick move.

Well, it’s not very clear, but ostensibly they’ve stolen the scroll to get chased, in order to draw the aliens away from a volcano that’s about to explode.

Okay, that seems reasonable.

Except that 1) when the volcano erupts, it’s going to kill everybody on the planet, so it hardly matters where they are, and 2) Spock is getting dropped down into the volcano to set off a cold fusion bomb.

Wait, what?

Yeah, he sets off the cold fusion bomb and all the lava freezes.

You know cold fusion isn’t actually cold, right? It’s only “cold” in the sense that opposed to regular fusion it’s not a bazillion degrees hot.

Huh.

And did you say Spock was in the volcano? Why the hell didn’t they just beam the bomb in there?

Um, something about the planet’s magnetic field. Although they do beam Spock out of the volcano just a few minutes later, so…

And why did Spock have to go with the bomb to set it off? Are you telling me in the 23^rd century that people don’t have a way to detonate bombs remotely? That’s stupid.

Well —

And why the fuck is the Enterprise just carrying around a cold fusion suitcase bomb anyways?

Look, you’re getting very upset, and this is just the first scene of the movie.

READ MORE

(I was going to make a post about how mad Star Trek made me, but this does it better, with bonus tears of laughter. )

oh my god this is actually the best thing

comicsverse101: Best comic about teen super heroes? Best comic...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:57:16 -0400

comicsverse101:

Best comic about teen super heroes? Best comic about teen super heroes.

johndarnielle: wilwheaton: I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:54:14 -0400

johndarnielle:

wilwheaton:

I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.

See here’s the thing though. The only way to prevent something like this would have been to make Tumblr an unwelcoming space, and that’s where we run into the Usenet Paradox. If you try to keep a cool thing to yourself, you get called cliquish, elitist, a snob. But if you don’t work to police its borders — which you probably shouldn’t do, because the people calling you cliquish probably have something of a point, and being an actual border-policing snob saps the fun right out of the thing you’re ostensibly trying to protect — then the people with the money are coming for it. Every single time. Forever. And they will do what they do, because it’s what they do. I can’t speak on behalf of my friends, but I’d hazard a guess that my old buddies Alternative Rock, Rap, Jazz, Independent Film, Things That Are About Vampires and/or Zombies, and The Neighborhoods of Several Large American Cities will co-sign me on this.

*I just invented this paradox. If you wanna option it for a film please do holler, I see immense prospects for development

govinduhh: sure human ghosts are scary but no one mentions the ghosts of sharks that’s 100x more...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:44:54 -0400

govinduhh:

sure human ghosts are scary but no one mentions the ghosts of sharks that’s 100x more terrifying there are ghost sharks all around us probably

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”[…] when an extremely rare bee miraculously unexpectedly finds...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:50:44 -0400

”[…] when an extremely rare bee miraculously unexpectedly finds a compatible partner.” (x)

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gingerhaze: i saw Star Trek and I wish the whole movie had been...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:40:37 -0400

gingerhaze:

i saw Star Trek and I wish the whole movie had been about them being a super fashionable space biker gang with their space-leather jackets.

orcses: I’m not saying Stafford quoting movies in the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:42:04 -0400

orcses:

I’m not saying Stafford quoting movies in the background of “Combat Jack” is the best thing ever, but it’s pretty much the best thing ever

staysandstories: vintage-aerith: wallflora: SOMEONE MADE A...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:16:10 -0400

staysandstories:

vintage-aerith:

wallflora:

SOMEONE MADE A LEGIT PHOTOSET OF THIS HELP ME

#ONE OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS IN TELEVISION HISTORY

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