May 2013
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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clumsyoctopus: flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”  i thought you could combine flowers like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the...
May 14th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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someone: *says something*
me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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all I have left to do is turn in my thesis on august 1st and I’ll be officially finished with graduate school.
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
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Apr 27th
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the eternal question: how early is too early to eat dinner.
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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WRITER PROBLEMS
sabyythe: Don’t you hate it when you’re just writing along and then you think wait would that even is that possible how does this work oh shit RESEARCH And the next thing you know you have twenty million tabs open about everything from hydrogen engines to the psychology of serial killers to the evolution of the pronghorn
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 21st
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corgay: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry oh my fucking god
Apr 21st
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Why we should use the Oxford Comma
bowtiesinthedungeon: A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:  “highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.”
Apr 14th
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ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
Apr 13th
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